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This Smart Car 2 Doubles as a Toaster Because Why Not
The latest smart car model now makes toast while you drive. Because what your morning commute really needed was crumbs in your gear shift.
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This 21 Century Smart Fridge Knows You’re Sad — And Suggests Kale
Your fridge knows you're spiraling and would like to offer you something leafy and judgmental. Welcome to the era of emotionally manipulative appliances.
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Satirical Tech News: 1 Time Elon Musk Tweets Something Again, Internet Pretends to Care
Elon tweets. The world spirals. Someone loses money in crypto. Again. A Mars policy thread no one asked for, but everyone dissected.
